I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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