I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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