that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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