Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
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