OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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