i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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