I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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