Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Randomize
