And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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