my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I have already put on my inside pants.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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