the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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