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(478): View more from Georgia

you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.

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(818): View more from California

i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids

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(970): View more from Colorado

in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...

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(210): View more from Texas

I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on

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(816): View more from Missouri

I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.

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(360): View more from Washington

True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?

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(631): View more from New York

Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.

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(509): View more from Washington

Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS

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(740): View more from Ohio

Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.

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