You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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