I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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