Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
handjob tips. give me some.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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