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im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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