of course. lets lasso hookers.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Vodka?
Forever.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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