Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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