Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Randomize
