Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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