whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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