He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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