I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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