hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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