I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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