Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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