So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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