bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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