mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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