so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
this must be what syphilis tastes like
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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