i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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