Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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