Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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