Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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