yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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