so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
