I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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