She's JV to your varsity
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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