Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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