you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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