i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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