I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
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