Christians are straight up FREAKS
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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