dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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