shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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