i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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