yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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