Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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