Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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