This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
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