she takes plan B like it's going out of style
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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