youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I DEMAND FORESKIN
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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