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Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
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Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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