I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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