I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
We smell like vodka and hangover
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