never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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