ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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