she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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